Time to get it in gear.

Well, it's finally official. We are moving and we finally know where and when. On October 3rd, we will be heading back to Missouri. Which is a good thing I guess, since both our families live there.

The kids' last day of school is October 2nd. I have so much to do before then. Pack, sort clothes, pack, contact school, find housing, pack, scrub floors, pack, scrub toilets, pack, wash walls and windows, pack, contact utility companies, reserve moving van, pack, shampoo carpets, and did I mention pack?

You'd think I'd already have everything packed and ready to go since I've known we were getting transferred for about two months now. Procrastination at it's best.

This past weekend we were in Missouri visiting family. We had a lot of fun. No pictures though. Darn it. Thursday night, the Hubs and I went out to dinner and to the casino for a while. My mom was a dear and volunteered to babysit for us. Gosh, I love that woman. We had a blast. Won a little and lost a little, but came out even in the end.

Friday, we spent some time with my Mom until she took off to southern Oklahoma for a family reunion. Then we just camped out on her couch playing video games, watching movies, and eating more junk food than any person should.

Saturday, we had a BBQ with the hubs' family. It was fun. Even though I ended up washing all the dishes afterward. WTF?!? I was a guest, it just felt wrong.

We came home early Sunday and promptly parked ourselves on the couch till bedtime. We're still recovering y'all. It was a busy weekend.

The Big Switch

In an effort to save money, I've decided to use Blogger's free hosting service for my blog instead of paying for my hosting services. Which means I will also be switching from Wordpress to Blogger. Which I don't really want to, but I already have a google account which means I already have a blogger account, so right now it makes sense. To me anyway.

So if you're a reader of The not-so Domestic Goddess, please bear with me while I figure this all out.

The first thing I'll be doing is getting all my old posts up. Hopefully.

Bad Virus

I just got this virus warning in my email and being the good, responsible person that I am, I would never forgive myself if I didn’t pass it on…

xo - The not-so Domestic Goddess

If you receive an e-mail entitled ‘Bedtimes,’ delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD’s you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD’S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine If the ‘Bedtimes’ message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub of water. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

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And if you don’t send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you’ll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone!!!

THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you — you’re on the computer!!!!